PARASITES KILLED THE HOSTESS
November 19, 2012
I love Twinkees. The famous artery-plugging cream filling was the highlight of every bite.
Now the Obama-loving unions, the parasites of the "give-me-more" mindset, have made it virtually impossible for me ever to eat another Twinkee. (I wonder if this was an underlying plot of Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg to take away all the sugery substances to make us all eat "healthier").
Now I am told, if I ever want another Twinkee, I could purchase a pack on Ebay for $14,000.
Occupy Wall Street should be rejoicing. They want to “end corporate greed” and, Friday, they ended it. It was only a one source of corporate greed among many, but I’m sure there will be more successes in spreading virtue (and poverty) in the near future.
Reuters reports that Hostess Brands is going bankrupt. This is not the “let’s reschedule our payments” kind of bankruptcy, but the “sell every piece of hardware we have to whoever will bid for it” kind of bankruptcy.
So the corporate greed of Hostess Brands is now ending. No longer will they want to make money. No longer will they heartlessly buy ingredients at the lowest price they can get to make sugar snacks and white bread at a price point where consumers will buy them. No longer will they fight with their unionized workers to get them to accept lower pay or lower benefits.
This disaster shows that saying there is no more “greed” is another way of saying there is no longer anything to attract a profit motive. Which is another way of saying, consumers will have to go elsewhere to get what they want.
Unjustifiable pensions and other burdens have led to the point that the company can no longer make a profit. As a result, there is no Hostess Brands to hire people or buy from suppliers to provide bread to consumers. Are the unionized workers better off now?
What people need to understand is that this is not just something that happened due to union greed and stupidity. This is also our current administration’s plan. The reason we had an auto bailout is that GM had become virtually a healthcare provider that made a few automobiles for sale. And GM and others are undoubtedly going to do it all over again—only to be bailed out again.
That is how the totalitarians want it. They want corporations to be arms of the welfare state. Bailing out companies that go bankrupt from bestowing benefits means that the taxpayers are the ones bestowing benefits. It is just Blackwater for the welfare state—handing out freebies in Detroit rather than shooting people in Iraq.
The state wants a few giant corporations that can be controlled and that can do social experiments to pave the way for “gay marriage” benefits and other politically correct dreams. This gives us a few token CEOs to go about the country styling as capitalists who can publicly promote higher taxes or other things as ways to make “the wealthy pay their fair share.”
But these things will never hurt them because they are in a protected club. Since the state is currently at war with calories, Hostess Brand is not welcome into that club.
What about those more than eighteen thousand workers who are now facing unemployment? That too is a win for the government. They will now be able to pose as the rescuers, putting new families on welfare and boasting about how they are helping these people. In a great economy this might not work.
But we are living in the new normal and, as Rahm Emanuel (quite possibly our next President) said, the government never wants to let an emergency go to waste.
Obamacare is a great example of how the government “outsources” welfare to corporations but is happy to take direct control over it when it can.
Some see Obamacare (not without reason) as a huge piece of corporate welfare to insurance companies, forcing us all to sign up with them, and helping the big companies gobble up the small ones. Others see Obamacare as designed to make private healthcare untenable so that we are forced to become directly dependent on government—a “single-payer system” as all the cool people call socialized medicine.
Either way, the state wins and consumers lose.
Doing without Twinkies will be easy. Much more important products of “corporate greed” will soon also be disappearing.
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