THE PROFIT OF BEING A FALSE PROPHET

June 2, 2011

Yes, this is a sociological issue alright. It is a sociological illness that drives people to use religion to obtain a flashy lifestyle. And it's not religion that's bad, rather the misuse of it, especially the type wherein a cult leader says he can reveal the mysteries of the future, which, according the Bible, only God knows.

In the Gospel of Mark Jesus said, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." (chapter 13, verse 32).

Wow! Is He telling us that even He, the Son of God doesn't know when the end will come? If so, then our savior is less than He should be, because He knows less than one Harold Camping. Actually, He knows less than Hal Lindsey, Jack van Impe, William Miller, Charles Taze Russell, and hundreds of so-called fundamentalists who have fallen prey to the most well-accepted heresy in the last two hundred years.

I refer, of course, to dispensational premillennialism: a subsection of eschatology which says the final things of cosmology will be divided into a series of dispensations and the last of which will be brought on by a series events which, if we were really honest about it, started about the time of Jesus' resurrection.

Yes, Virginia, we are living in the last days (Acts 2:14-18). In fact, we are living in the last hour (I John 2:18).

That one verse in I John is interesting because the author, presumably the Apostle John, says that the way you know we are in the last days (nee "hour") is by the fact that many antichrists have come and are here today with us. And the main purpose for their "ministry" is to deceive. Hence, setting dates and scarring the bejeebers out of innocent, unassuming followers.

So, religious hucksters like 89-year-old Harold Camping continue to operate monumental con-jobs that bring in multiple millions of dollars in donations from gullible people.

In case you missed the details: Camping's latest doomsday prediction stemmed from what he described as an intricate mathematical formulation taken directly from numbers in the bible. As he figured it, all good and righteous Christians would be taken up to heaven 722,500 days after Jesus' crucifixion — on May 21 at 5:59 pm. (He didn't bother to say which time zone would be hit first.) The rest of the world's population, his outlandish prophecy promised, would be left to suffer five months of cataclysmic earthquakes and other biblical tribulations, until the whole planet ceased to exist sometime on Oct. 21.

Funny, the scripture I remember says man will never know ahead of time when the Rapture is coming.

Now really, how could anyone take this guy seriously? He made a similar end-of-times prediction in September 1994. Oops-a-daisy! Guess that wasn't right. Back then, Camping declared a "miscalculation" and went back to the drawing board after the world did not end.

Nonetheless, the media trumpeted (you should excuse the pun) Camping's latest "drop-dead date" over and over, giving it importance it did not deserve.

During the last few years, Camping's 66 Family Radio stations all across the country have been trumpeting his forecasts for the destruction of mankind.

Over the last seven years, according to copyrighted reporting in the Contra Costa Times (a newspaper close to the Family Radio headquarters in Oakland, Calif.), the nonprofit organization "has raised more than 100 million dollars in donations ... according to tax returns."

You know, the bulk of that money likely came from people who least could afford it. The donations came from those who now tell stories of quitting their jobs, devoting themselves to poverty and to reading the bible so they would be ready to meet the Lord. They have no idea how they will survive now that they've given away worldly possessions and used up all their savings.

One Family Radio listener named Adrienne Martinez of Orlando, Fla., told National Public Radio she planned to go to medical school but decided not to because she firmly believed the world would end soon.

Another radio fan, 60-year-old Robert Fitzpatrick of New York, says he spent $140,000 of his savings on placards and posters warning of the judgment day.

In Texas, 42-year-old Julianne McCrery, described by friends as a mentally unstable religious zealot, is believed to have murdered her son because she believed Camping's Armageddon prediction. McCrery loaded up her child and drove to Maine, where police found her son's suffocated body by the side of the road. They caught up with the 6-year-old's mother in Massachusetts, sitting in her vehicle reading a Bible. She calmly told police: "I killed my son. I want to kill myself."

At first glance, it seems almost comical that Camping would make such an outlandish prophecy not once but twice — and that people would take it so seriously. After you learn of the very real human damage done, it isn't funny anymore.

The cost of one man's incredible hubris is countless people left disillusioned and penniless. And, maybe, one little boy's life cut short by a mother who wanted him to get to heaven a week before she did.

Yes, there ought to be a law. But there isn't.

Remember television evangelists Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, Robert Tilton and Oral Roberts? They're all the same. They offer up the comfort of the Lord and in return use threats of damnation if donations slow down.

In case you forgot, Oral Roberts took to the airwaves in 1987 to declare to his faithful that if he didn't get $8 million right away, the Lord was going to "call him home." He got the millions in donations and lived another 22 years.

After the latest failed Camping Rapture came and went, a friend of mine wrote to say, "Let me tell you about the Rev. Robert Schuller. He does the same. There is no expense spared in building the 'Crystal Cathedrals' of his production studios. I know (because) he took my grandmother for most of her savings."

America is a country that prides itself in its freedom of choice. These gullible people made bad choices, and there's no law that governs that. But there is a moral one.

Harold Camping was quoted as saying he's "flabbergasted and stunned" that he and his followers are still on this earth. He has recalculated again and now says the Rapture has been re-scheduled for Oct. 21, 2011. As if Armageddon can be deferred like filing for an extension on your taxes.

Why in the world would anyone believe this guy on his third strike?

Roy Black, an attorney in Florida, declared on his Facebook page that Camping should be charged with "criminal fraud to obtain money by lies and deception."

Yes, it's a sociological issue. In fact, it very well may be anti-social. Making money of scarring the HELL out of people is not a religious exercise. It is a gimmick and I'd love to see this con-man stopped in his tracks. He makes a mockery out of the Bible and a fool out of Jesus.


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